“You love him too, don't you?”

Got this meme from Splix!
"marry, shag, toss off a cliff" meme and gave me the following three choices:
Splix`s gave me these choices,

Hutch
Patrick Kitten Braden
Horatio Hornblower

Hutch I`d marry. Why, well he would protect me, he`d shag me senseless, he`s beautiful and I would make a good cops wife because in RL I`m a fireman`s wife so I know that I can deal with the weird hours and danger of his job. I also don`t like to cook that much and Hutch is a good cook and he would play his guitar and sing for me. We`d also take long walks on the beach, just him and me and Starsky!
Kitten I would shag. Why because he/she is beautiful, funny and I could have the best of both worlds. And have you seen his eyes?
Horatio I`d throw off a cliff, because he`s had it done to him before and survived and then he`d come back to me and then I would shag him senseless!